Sure, it’s the thought that counts. But the real goal is to delight the recipient with your awesome find. We don’t know a single soul who wouldn’t be thrilled to receive any of the below gifts (hint, hint).

Frankie & Claude Award Ribbons

We guarantee at least one of these cheeky ribbons will fit someone on your list.($6.50; frankieandclaude.com)

Aliza J Sokolow Farmer’s Market Prints

The best food porn we ever did see. These can’t-take-your-eyes-off prints will look good on anyone’s wall.(from $48; sokolowphoto.com)

Pyknic Avocado Soap Bar

We’re a sucker for an avocado-themed gift. So naturally everyone on our list is getting one of these avocado oil- and grapefruit-infused bars in their stocking.($9.50; pyknic.com)

Dry Farm Wine Subscription

Nobody’s gonna turn down six bottles of wine delivered to their door every month. Make that six bottles of organic, natural, low-sugar, low-sulfite, Paleo-friendly wine, and you’ve truly outdone yourself. (Bonus: Dry Farm Wines is offering Greatist readers an extra bottle of wine with their first order.)($159 for six bottles; dryfarmwines.com)

Grandpa Witmer’s Old Fashioned Peanut Butter Mixer

File this under things you never knew you needed but make life so much easier: The smart gadget gets rid of the oily separation that happens in nut butters—sans mess! Pair with a jar of homemade nut butter to really blow their minds.($12.98; amazon.com)

Menu Salt and Pepper Grinders

These works of art make anyone look like a pro host, even if they’re just serving takeout for dinner.($69; food52.com)

What Do You Meme?

Cards of Humanity is so three years ago. Take game night up a notch with What Do You Meme? Created by famed Instagrammer F*ckJerry, it’s like the internet version of Apples to Apples.($29.99; amazon.com)

Countertop Spice Blends and Spreads

The gift of health can also be super delicious if it’s in the form of Countertop’s spice blends and spreads, which range from a turmeric-sage-cumin seasoning that makes chicken actually taste good (and helps with digestion too!) to a creamy golden butter spiked with turmeric, cumin, and cardamom.(from $7.99; countertopfoods.com)

Blue Sage and Lilacs

Who doesn’t need a little positivity going into 2018? Pretty blue sage and lilac smudge sticks will cleanse the recipient’s life of negativity and promote love, harmony, and balance.($9; thehoodwitch.com)

Keap Candles

These coconut wax candles look and smell a lot fancier than their price tag. Keap has tons of giftable options (candle subscriptions, a tea light gift set), but if you’re narrowing down to one, we’re superfans of the Wood Cabin scent.($35; keapbk.com)

Merippa House Shoes

You heard it here: Matching Japanese house shoes are the new matching pajamas. These slippers come in fun pattern combos, are ridiculously comfortable, and roll up in a ball to save space (perfect for long flights).($55; kolo.com)

Yeti Rambler Tumbler

The hardest-working beverage holder on the planet keeps hot drinks hot and cold drinks cold, doesn’t sweat, and puts bevvies on lock when the valve is shut. Plus, it looks slick as hell.($27.28; amazon.com)

Super Nintendo Entertainment System

Four words: Super Nintendo Entertainment System. The retro gaming system comes with 21 pre-installed games (yes, including Super Mario Brothers and Zelda), the old-school 90s controllers, and a super-small console. Time to throw it back.($119; ebay.com)

“Stranger Things” Poster

We’re pretty sure 99 percent of the people on your list are fans of Stranger Things. But if they’re more into GoT or The Walking Dead, Etsy shop Law & Moore has those too.($12.46; etsy.com)