Finding the teeny-tiny area where feminine products are hidden in convenience stores may as well be a scavenger hunt. One 13-year-old girl who was on such a quest for tampons decided to text her mom about the ridiculousness of the situation (how absurd would it be if tampons were in plain sight?!), and the resulting conversation is hilarious.

Before you can blink, the Gilmore Girls-level banter moves from estrogen laser beams to fist pump-worthy promises of smashing the patriarchy. Someone pass us the popcorn: