How do you know if someone is vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you. Sure, the saying doesn't hold true for most vegans, but as a group, they've developed the reputation of being loud and proud. That's what makes this video from AwakenWithJP so hilarious. It imagines if meat eaters talked like stereotypical vegans. The video is a little heavy-handed at times, but we couldn't help but laugh at lines like, “Yeah, I want the tofu spring rolls, except I don’t eat tofu, so do you have like a tofu-flavored chicken you can substitute in for me?”

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