You'll be eating it straight out of the jar.
Another v. important reason to swear by your cast-iron pan.
"Weight-lifting belts are basically corsets for meatheads."
Some serious competition for the local poke joint.
Time to stop stressing out in the milk aisle.
The first step to Iron Chef-dom, or just making dinner for once.
The thing is, sometimes the old wisdom is spot on, and sometimes it isn't.