Searching for the perfect stock fitness photo can be seriously draining. The options are seemingly endless yet surprisingly slim. However in the end, there truly seems to be a stock photo for just about anything, no matter how specific.

Need images for that story on beach workouts? Not a problem. That round-up of dumbbell-and-stability-ball exercises? Here you go. But what were the creators of images like this envisioning? What possible story would this complement? We rounded up some of the weirdest, goofiest stock fitness photos we could find and tried to figure just what kind of content they were meant for.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

The versatility of the little black dress is undeniable. Board meeting, cocktail party, diving practice, you name it. Bathing cap and heels sold separately.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Linda heard "performance review" and the rest is history.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Tennis apparel by Hot Topic.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

The Only Outdoor Treadmill Workout You'll Ever Need

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Let me call you back in a sec. About to text someone from a kettlebell.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

LOL! I've never laughed so hard reading a book upside down while bent in half!

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Because no one likes a portly Santa! Oh wait...

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Summer bodies are made in... infancy?

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

How I learned to hate cupcakes and cardio.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Excuse me while I slip into something a little more implausible.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Just a little something to spice up your nightmares.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

A picture is worth a thousand problematic stereotypes.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Suspenders, canteen. You know, workout essentials.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

If you're going to deskercise, deskercise.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Game-changing fitness innovation: Ski boot running.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Never should've clicked "find a workout buddy" on FitCreeps.com.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

Get your head out of the gutter.

20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

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20 Stock Photos That Couldn't Possibly Exist for Anything But Our Entertainment

That day Mr. Butterscotch realized his dream as an Olympic hopeful in the synchronized trampolining event.

Captions by Maria Hart, Sally Tamarkin, and Abby Lerner.

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