And if you couldn't guess, it's pretty NSFW.
No one ever tells you this can happen after you lose a lot of weight.
Sounds more like Scrooge than Saint Nick.
Something you need to know before you decide to go trimming any hedges.
It still shows progress, just progress of a different sort.
When "eating healthy" isn't good for you.
At this point, we shouldn't be surprised.
And now you can't stop thinking about it. You're welcome.