"I had to suck it up and smile for the camera, despite feeling pretty much my worst."
And yes, those jade eggs can TOTALLY lead to them.
Turn it around, kiddo. You've got this.
Pizza is involved, so you know this is going to be good.
Is it really self-care, or is it just an entire box of donuts?
You haven't known happiness until you've slept in these sheets.
Sure, you can pretend No. 14 is beneath you, but we all know it's awesome.
Being high-maintenance eliminates complaining, confusion, and secret resentments.
Srsly, DO NOT DO THIS OVER TXT.
Give yourself a clean slate.
Knowing these points could have saved me six months of work.
Life's not all rainbows and butterflies, and that's OK!