Beauty pageant organizers have long claimed the swimsuit competition measures athleticism, but we all know it really sizes up another kind of asset. That’s why it’s big news that Miss Teen USA is scrapping swimsuits for athletic wear. Sure, it’s a step in the right direction, but if you really want to measure athleticism, contestants should do something, well, athletic instead of posing on stage. How cool would it be if participants had to do burpees, push-ups, or planks?