Too many men think their penis is a gift to the world, or at least that's the message that gets relayed when they text unwelcomed photos of their junk. Until the tech gods come up with a way of stopping those snaps and photos from appearing without warning, we'll settle for this stellar response letter that's been circulating on Facebook:

The Perfect Response to Unsolicited Dick Pics
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