You should have thrown this out last week.
Open-ended resolutions will give you room to grow.
Even the stars need a little help.
But seriously, just eat the damn cookie.
No, don't take shots of it.
Goodbye, UTI. Hello, pain-free pee.
Have you ever opened up a year-old phone case? Ew. Ewewew. Ewwwwwww.
Going unnecessarily gluten-free isn't great for your heart.