Leave the boning to the bed.
Life's too short for bland food and miscommunication.
Just the tip? Well, make room for all 7.
Why be one when you're really not?
With support like this, who needs to be an angel?
Who runs the apps? Fish pics!
Are you there, Cupid? It's me, expecting perfection again.
A is for aloe. T is for teach me everything please.
How not to undo all that PTO energy you built up.
Warning: The perfect cup of coffee awaits. Elegant, easy, economical (yes, we went there).
