If you can't relate to No. 12, you're not freaking human.
Old dumb life, brand new attitude!
#16 is when you know you are OWNING it.
Sometimes No. 9 feels like the most unfair part of it all.
Set myself up for disappointment? Me? Never.
If you didn't scream when you discovered No. 12, who even are you.
If you haven't heard No. 17 yet, don't worry, you will.
"No, Mom, eliminating certain foods isn’t going to equal starvation."
No. 7 is so annoying at bars.
Why are we so freaked out by this?
Dating is intimate, but living together is INTIMATE.
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse..."
Sometimes you just have to step away from the pour-over.
So can I pull off the '80s spandex look?