Strictly for the cook with a sense of humor.

  • Yield: hundreds
  • Total: days

Ingredients (5)

  • 1 medium elephant
  • 2 (50 gallon) containers water
  • 500 lbs assorted fresh vegetables, chopped
  • 1 can Blue Moon® beer
  • *Optional: 2 rabbits

Instructions

  1. Cut elephant into bite-size pieces. This will take about 5 days
  2. Combine elephant with vegetables, water and beer in large pot
  3. Cook over medium heat for 4 days.
  4. If more than expected show up, add rabbits. Do this ONLY if necessary though. Most people don’t like to find a hare in their stew.