How often have you told yourself "I'll go to bed earlier tonight" or "I'll just have one glass of wine"—only to have your best of intentions completely fail you?

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Sometimes it's best to laugh at the lies we tell ourselves every day and remember that we're only human. Lauren Hom is a 25-year-old, Brooklyn-based designer and letterer whose work will make you do exactly that.

The hilarious graphics found on her blog, Daily Dishonesty (which has now been made into a book), are refreshing reminders that you're not alone when your day goes awry. (You can also catch them on Instagram.)

Calories don't count on the weekend.

Just don't want to know.

I'm never drinking again.

Until happy hour.

Three hours of sleep is enough.

For a nap.

Leggings count as pants.

Hey, at least I'm not pantless.

Five cups of coffee is totally normal.

On Mondays.

Or $10.

God, Karen, don't be so stupid.

God, Karen.

Going to the gym during my lunchbreak.

My gym serves the best burgers.

Mimosas are a good source of vitamin C.

Vitamin See-I'm-Drunk.

I'll just have a salad.

After-dinner snacks include pizza.

Cake is mostly air.

Don't ruin this moment for me.

Graphics courtesy of Daily Dishonesty. Find more of Lauren Hom's work on her personal website, Hom Sweet Hom

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