Men of Tinder: What's with your love of the winking face emoji, tiger selfies, and gross pickup lines? OK, we're not talking about all men, but illustrator Emmie Tsumura managed to collect dozens of terrible conversation starters from her time on dating apps. They beg the question: "Has that ever worked for you before?" She turned the pickup lines into a funny—and all too real—Instagram account, appropriately named ok_cucumber. If you’re tired of swiping right, scroll through these photos instead and have a good laugh (or cry).

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