At this point, getting into a fight at Ikea is a relationship milestone. Arguments at the Swedish retailer are so common that some therapists give couples the task of building Ikea furniture as a way to build their relationship—physically and metaphorically.

So it's only fitting that the company introduced Ikea Retail Therapy, a website where the products are renamed in a joking nod to the relationship problems they fix (a single bed is called "my partner snores").

Even though these home furnishings (a corkscrew called "why men can't open up," for example) won't actually solve the issues you have with your partner, you can send over the links to the retail therapy site as a not-so-subtle hint. Here are some easy ones to start with: 

he won't text back Photo: Ikea day bed Photo: Ikea
corkscrew Photo: Ikea dishwasher Photo: Ikea Photo: Ikea

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