Christmas is just around the corner, which means offices around the country are getting ready for "Holiday Party Season," a time of great mirth, joy, and drinking. A lot of drinking. Even though alcohol can really, legitimately be good for you, it's only healthy if consumed in moderation. Phyllis Diller miiight have learned that the hard way...

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"What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day."

— Phyllis Diller, American actress, comedienne, and apparent lush
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